When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented
THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT
Such an unexpected plot-twist.
oh my god wait what
best wedding photos ever
Omfg I wasn’t going to load the pictures but then I saw the comments so I did and it was SO WORTH IT
oh my god
guys, SEE ALL THE PICTURES IT’S WORTH IT
"There’s no fucking way i’m loading all these pictures" I said before I hit the comments. So I did. What an interesting wedding photo set (if this is even a real wedding).
PLEASE U NEED TO SEE
It’s funny, because if a girl actually did something like this in public, they would be considered ‘sluts’.
But the thing is, they didn’t take it far enough. It was too subtle. Fuck, if a girl did those things the annoying dudes that do this would just take it as an excuse to flirt back.
At the Gym my friends get followed around by men, getting comments about their bodies and sometimes the men will even touch them and poke at them to “feel how fit they are”.
The parties could have been about the spiking of drinks and trying to confuse the guy into doing things.
Disgusting men are so much worse than this. This barely got the message across.